In Sharon Nichols’ book, I Judge You When You Use Poor Grammar, she has hilarious examples of poor spelling, punctuation, and grammar usage. Here’s a cute one—a sign stated “Driveway No Parking Aloud.” Do you love it?! How “loud” would that parking be?
Examples of poor punctuation abound. Here’s sign for you: “Don’t t Drink and Drive.” Or how about this one: “Business,s open as usual.” Don’t you want to scream?!
But, this sign takes the cake: “Village of Crestwood: English is our language. No excetions; learn it.” Sigh. Send me some examples; I would love to post them!